Corrupt a Wish!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Sun Jul 21, 2013 10:42 pm

Done, but you die because of your bravery

I wish that my father wasn't Trigon the Terrible

Elephant Posts : 252 Join date : 2013-07-11

Done----your father is now Spiderman

I wish my work was easier

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:24 pm

Done but it is so easy you are bored

I wish I could write music

Elephant Posts : 252 Join date : 2013-07-11

Done, but it is sold to Sesame Street for Elmo

I wish I could sew better

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:43 pm

Done, but you become obsessed with sewing and your fingers fall off

I wish periods didn't exist

Elephant Posts : 252 Join date : 2013-07-11

Done.....but now we have to put up with men having them Scared Johnny

I wish my eye was more artistic.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:01 pm

Done, but now you can't stop picturing things as art

I wish I was more talented

Elephant Posts : 252 Join date : 2013-07-11

Done, but you will be mobbed by adoring fans.

I wish I could lose weight!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:39 pm

Done but you are too skinny

I wish I could go see AFI live

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:32 pm

Done, but they are all sick

I wish I could meet all my heroes

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:38 am

Done, but you would be disappointed when they aren't who they portray.

I wish I was a madman on guitar.

Elephant Posts : 252 Join date : 2013-07-11

Done, But you have to play with crazy

I wish I could go to Dragon con

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:34 pm

Done, but you don't get to see anyone you wanted to

I wish I could touch Davey when we see AFI love.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:56 pm

Done but you touch his crotch and he hits you

I wish that my birthday is a great day

Elephant Posts : 252 Join date : 2013-07-11

I will not ruin that wish, except to say...done but you see the Giraffe's Penis.

I wish I could get Chinese.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:31 pm

Done, but it all has coconut in it

I wish I could get Italian

Elephant Posts : 252 Join date : 2013-07-11

Done, but it is seafood

I wish I could get my carpet.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:05 am

Done but it is moldy

I wish I wasn't lonely

Elephant Posts : 252 Join date : 2013-07-11

I refuse to corrupt this wish!!!!!

I wish I could be a better person

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:19 pm

I refuse to corrupt this wish!!!! (Now we're even Smile

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Ok, back to less serious stuff

I wish I was eight feet tall

Elephant Posts : 252 Join date : 2013-07-11

And you bump your head all the time.

I wish I had purple spiked hair

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Aug 20, 2013 12:25 pm

Done, but you can never change it again

I wish I had bigger boobs

Elephant Posts : 252 Join date : 2013-07-11

Done, but you can not stand or sit up straight.

I wish I had a bigger house.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:38 pm

Done, but it is only because you were shrunk down to the size of a mouse

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted all the time without getting fat

Elephant Posts : 252 Join date : 2013-07-11

Done, but the food has no taste or smell.

I wish I could own my own business.